Mrtl tells me their colour is called ‘Melon’ and that is why she thought two was better than one. I couldn’t agree more. The first thing I thought when I saw them was that they were breast cancer pink. I also thought their feet were actually bows on their heads.
Nope, they are definitely feet. Silly me. So thank you very much Mrtl for my two new bosom buddies. They sit on my monitor and watch over me as I blog every day.
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hehehee. They are hilarious. I think you are obligated to feel them up at least daily because of their names.
they look very soft. I want to rub my cheek on your Tits and Hoots.
Do they like to be squished or caressed? Probably both.
How long til Yoshi stalks, guts, and eats your pink hootie friends?
I give it two days, tops. They would already be dead in my house....
They are so cute!
They ARE cute!
Also, your wall in the background looks very interesting. I think we need a pictorial tour of your house.
Nice melons!
I like the idea of bows on Tits and Hoots.
(BTW, is Yoshi feeling better now?)
"bosom buddies" HA!
Your melons sure are cute, Kranki.
:)
Only if real ones had eyes and feet!
but how do you twist their nipples? inquiring minds want to know.
and why havent you updated your music? I'm going to make a guest DJ appearance if this goes on much longer...
;)
Duude!!!!!!!!!!You did not just put Journey on there. LOL!!! I come from Dude Rock Central, the Midwest, and I can actually sing the words to every song.
I shudder at the thought of all the brain cells that could be put to better use...
scottygee-I promise to fondle them daily.
spoonleg-tits loves you and hoots loves Oscar!
ClosetM-Tits and Hoots are very soft. I rub them all the time.
kassi-I have noticed that Tits likes to be squished and Hoots responds to caresses more.
jessica r-I don't know why but Yosh doesn't pay any attention to what is on my computer. Hasn't figured it out yet.
hanni-I am so lucky.
sharkey-I have orange walls. The plan was to paint them this summer but other stuff got in the way.
homie d lady-rack is good. They are now officially a rack instead of a duo.
misfit-honeydews or cassabas?
kalki-Yosh is just fine thanks and draped over my arm right now.
ladybug-*blush* thanks!
dima-as long as they didn't talk back.
mrtl-Thanks again! I would have eaten the stale fudge and enjoyed it anyway. Fudge is ALWAYS good. However, Tits and Hoots totally rock. I love them. And no rack is ever exactly the same.
whfropera-I tickle their feet instead. And I have totally forgotten about the music. Bad ME! I love this Journey song. Excellent cheese factor!
I think those are ASSBOWS! So funny, I was just thinking I need to post photos of my flrtl, and my hedgehog flrtl, who has been in the hospital for a while due to injuries sustained enroute. His name is snrtl. Not "snertle," but "senortle," with a tilde over the n. He's a Latino pompom hedgehog.
There goes Susie with her assbow fetish again.
This calls for an Assbow Fashion Show.
Kranki, Tits and Hoots can be the judges.
Bucky, are you planning on forcing us to remember the 80's AGAIN?
Flrtls!!!! It's so nice of you to share your tits and hoots with the whole class! And in this case, it doesn't even make you a hussy!! ;)
Awww. Mrtl is a sweet kid. :D
Oh, and thank you for not naming anyone "boobs."
I was sure I'd left some funny comment in here. Maybe it was last night when I was drinking and you had to delete it.
Oh well, enjoy your Tits and Hoots.
Susie-ASSBOWS! Feet be damned. Flrtls don't need feet but they absolutely need ASSBOWS! Senortl is a brilliant name.
Bucky-I think Tits and Hoots should be in the show and you can be the judge. That way we can bribe you with monkey stuff.
whfropera-no peplums allowed in the show. NONE!
eclectic-don't frighten the children, Kranki.
amanda b-mrtl is sweetertl than pie.
susie-as if Tits isn't bad enough.
squirl-I would never delete a drunken comment from you. I might sell it to Bucky though.
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