Life in the Slow Lane

Life in the Slow Lane

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

The Long and Winding Road to My Blog

Of all the Google-isms I’ve loved before….

*Queen of Farts

*Nice Sexy Breast

*My Sexy Neighbour

*Farting When You Sleep

*Von Bitch Shirts

*Touching Your Girlfriend’s Boobs

*Gorgeous Women With Big Noses

*Film Sexy Women Sexy Sex

*Where Are All The Posts Of The Women Gene Simmons Slept With

*Poop Freak

*Yoshi Stinky Toes

*Why Do Bats Smell So Much?

*Fart Puddy Recipe

*Constipated Yorkie

*Sore Mouth Spider Back Molar

*Removing Fleas In Suitcase

*Garburetor Odour

Yep. These lovely search phrases are what bring folks to my site. I am so proud. *wipes tear from eye*

Which one is your fave?


Squirl said...

"Farting when you sleep" is a good one.

I wonder where "Yoshi Stinky Toes" came from?

Usually people find mine by looking up squirl. I think they really don't know how to spell squirrel.

You got some really good ones. I think the best one I ever got was "Silent Motherfuckers". That was care of Ms Jessica Rabbit. :)

Anonymous said...

I am curious about the person who googled "Touching Your Girlfriend’s Boobs"! "Poop Freak" scares the shit out of me! And what the hell is "Fart Puddy"? and why for the love of god do they need a recipe for it??!!!

eclectic said...

I so need to install a site meter so I can track this stuff... That's hilarious! I'm partial to the garburetor odor one. WTF??

Kristine said...

I personally like Sore Mouth Spider Back Molar. WTF does a spider have to do with your molars?

*shudder shudder ewwwww*

Magical_M said...

I'm intrigued by "Fart Puddy Recipe"... what kind of dinner party would you serve that dish at?

But my favourite would have to be "Where Are All The Posts Of The Women Gene Simmons Slept With".

Because it makes me think - maybe there aren't any. Maybe he's been telling lies all these years and he's really a virgin.


alan said...

Too busy grinning at all of them to pick just one, lol!

Hope this means you're feeling better!


hemlock said...

I think "gorgeous women with big noses" is my fave.

I'm so tempted to take that "no track" robot out of my template so I can get these again. Mine were never that funny though.

LadyBug said...

I can't help wondering if the guy Googling "Touching your girlfriend's boobs" was looking for instructions. Hee.

Does Yoshi have stinky toes??

Hope you're feeling better, dear. I've been worried about you.

circe said...

OMG, oh, I have to catch my breath I am laughing so hard!! AHAHHAHA

Kranki, you must be a fount of bizarre info for these lovely searches to point to your site. :)

My fav, oooh, that's a tough one. I think I'll go with 'Fart Puddy Recipe'. Just what are the ingredients to that again so that I might try it tonight for dinner?

I'm also concerned that Yoshi has stinky toes. Do they sell Dr. Scholls for Cats? And I honestly didn't realize bats smelled, let alone 'so much.' Sheesh! The things I learn from your blog...

circe :)

JP said...

Von Bitch Shirts. Definitely "Von Bitch Shirts" I'd pay money for a Von Bitch Shirt.

Madame D said...

"Garburetor Odour".
Either they misspelled "carburetor", or it's something new I probably don't want to but really should know about.

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lawyerchik said...

I'm going to go with "Removing Fleas in Suitcase", principally because I don't think I've seen anything in your blog touching on even a related subject. Of course, I haven't been reading very long, so maybe there was an episode I missed? ;)

I am a Milliner's Dream, a woman of many "hats"... said...

There was recently a search on Yahoo that somehow (!) reached my blog: "bible study" "footsie" "barefoot"



I am a Milliner's Dream, a woman of many "hats"... said...

oops--I'd have to say Yoshi stinky toes brings a tear to my


east village idiot said...

I'd have to go with Queen of Farts. It has a nice sound to it....!

greatwhitebear said...

anyone that contains the words boobs or breasts.

Voix said...

Film Sexy Women Sexy Sex.

That one just beats all.

Removing fleas in Suitcase is pretty good too.

Karen said...

So, do you ever test any of these searches to see what else comes up? Come on, you can tell us. I bet you wanted to know about "Yoshi stinky toes" didn't you?

kassi said...

i definitely need to up my content to compete with these googleisms.

Jaclyn said...

Hey how can you find out what searches bring up your blog?