Life in the Slow Lane

Life in the Slow Lane

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

OK, Now It's Getting Silly.

You know what? Most guys ask for your number or for a date. Not these guys. They come on a Saturday night to lurk around my building bothering the neighbours with their sirens and flashing lights.


Stalking me under the pretext of checking on a sick old lady. Saw right through that one, I did.

And then they came back on Monday night too. Jeeez, guys! Seriously, just send me some flowers or a box of chocolates. Leave the poor old lady from across the street alone.


FINE! I'll go on a date with you. As long as you wear those cute boots and suspenders.

Clearly, my 'glowing' skin and matching outfit really dazzled these guys. I can't get rid of them.

11 comments:

alan said...

So now I have to figure out if I need to borrow a firetruck, or try the flowers and chocolates...hmmm!

here today, gone tomorrow said...

Gotta go get me some cold cream...

Susie said...

I knew it! They try to be coy, but they can't keep their hoses away from you!

Squirl said...

Boy, must've really wowed 'em!

Hee hee

kalki said...

This fire dude is seriously the shyest guy ever! What's with all the failed attempts? Boy needs to take some action. Erect the ladder. Pull out his hose. Something.

lawyerchik said...

(Sigh!) Why can't my neighborhood be un-fire-retardant?

eclectic said...

Have mercy on 'em, Kranki -- go out with them all tonight before the li'l old lady across the street actually does have a heart attack from all the emergency calls. ;)

HAR said...

Love the candid shots out the window. I am so immature.

Von Krankipantzen said...

You guys said, "Hose!"

tee hee

east village idiot said...

Kranki - this is getting hilarious. What's with the firemen? Are alarms going off in your building all the time? On the other hand, I'd be thrilled to read that you hooked up with a hook and ladder guy! And I hope he looks like Christian Bale - you deserve it!

Robin said...

you must be really HOT!!!

sorry, couldn't resist...it was just begging to be said!

you could always do what Sam did in Sex & the City and show up at the firehouse with nothing on under the suspenders!