Life in the Slow Lane

Life in the Slow Lane

Friday, August 25, 2006

Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Define Inappropriate

Since I have been accused of inappropriate behavior by YouTube with last week’s Crush Your Cat’s Head Friday video I am hesitant to engage in any kind of crushing activities at all this week. No amount of purring on Yoshi’s part has enticed me to squeeze her furry melon.

Clearly I am somewhat crush-shy.

However, the earth continues to rotate on its axis and the sun carries on rising and setting. The universe has its own set of rules and who are we as mere mortals to interfere.

Alas I have documented a moment this week where Yoshi is in great peril of being crushed not by human physical force but by the fickle habits of light and time. Will she move out of the sunshine’s crushing path and continue to be caressed by the soothing bars of shade or will the sun’s sneaky and relentless rays tip toe to her defenseless head and grab hold of her with their scalding fingers?

I could save her but I think it would be even more inappropriate to interfere. After all, it is Nature’s Way (said with Australian accent).

11 comments:

eclectic said...

Ha! The sun will crush Yoshi if you won't. Either way, the kitties must be crushed!!!

hemlock said...

Oh no...... missed out on last week's video AND no crush this week?

Hardly fair Kranki!

lawyerchik said...

Inappropriate, shminappropriate. I looked for some way of communicating my opinion of the "YouTube" nazis' actions in removing your video, but I couldn't find any "comment" or "send us your suggestions" link. Probably just as well. If they thought the crushing video was inappropriate, I can only imagine what they would have thought of my comments/suggestions....

Crush on, luv!!

Squirl said...

I'm glad the sun it willing to crush Yoshi's head. Those stupid jerk-offs at YouTube. I'm glad I watched the video a few times before they yanked it.

And I find that I like saying Nature's Way with an Australian accent.

Candace said...

I can't believe you'd let the sun crush her. I am SO turning you in to Blogger. What an incredibly inappropriate post.

(hee hee)

headless cat said...

as we say in aussieland - shes being sunsmart sitting in the shade! she just needs to slip slop slap* then the sun will never hurt her when its foul tendrils of light dare to attack
*slip on a shirt, slop on sunscreen, slap on a hat for those not down under

Bucky Four-Eyes said...

YouTube found your cat crushing video inappropriate, and yet my video of Quasimodo with a giant blue rotating penis sits there unquestioned.

Moral of the story? You should have given Yoshi a penis before you crushed her head.

kalki said...

I like the way the two shades of gray of the carpet match Yoshi's fur. Pretty.

east village idiot said...

I'm so jealous of Yoshi. She looks so comfy and cozy and loved. Not to mention the fact that she matches perfectly with the carpet.

Jeannette said...

You could never be catinappropriate! You are always catappropriate. Senseless YouTube system that does not allow for you to rebut someone's pettiness.

We should all be so lucky to have a cozy spot that fits us just right. It makes me want to curl up and nap. Mmmmm...a cat's life.

Squirl said...

Kranki has a new profile pic. Yay!!