Life in the Slow Lane

Life in the Slow Lane

Friday, December 28, 2007

Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-Trollie Goodness

Hope everybody had a great Christmas and is ready to take on 2008 and kick ass! Yoshi and I sure am.

I've been blogging for almost 3 years and until the other day have never had any significant troll action. Lo! 2007 would not be complete without breaking that little charmed era and this lovely ANONYMOUS comment showed up in my Inbox relating to a past Crush Your Cat's Head Friday post:
you are all very sick fucks, i would love to crush your fucking heads and see how you like it

Well...crack my shit up!

First of all that video was 'banned' ages ago because me lovingly poking my cat was deemed inappropriate. Let's just talk a little bit about inappropriate behavior, shall we? In the last couple weeks Yoshi has farted on me numerous times, copiously vomited on my TV remote controls, wrecked shit, deposited some seriously stinky poos, hissed at my dad, bossed me around and turned her nose up at tasty offerings.

Don't see anybody protecting me from her, do you?

Anyway, I thought about how sick a fuck I was (I cannot speak for the rest of you) and decided to re-enact the offending video and was reassured that, yes, there is no doubt that Yoshi LOVES being poked. If only I had hooked her up to a throat mike for maximum purrocity there would have been no question about who is actually the sick fuck in the equation. Clearly not me. Yoshi loves the gentle abuse. I could also hypothetically add she loves being spanked and having her fat rolls manhandled.

Admitting that will probably get me arrested...


Dude. Chillax.

14 comments:

Ern said...

People crazy. Dayumn!

Lapa said...

festas felizes de Portugal

HAR said...

Thanks for making me laugh so early in the morning , Kranki! You sick fuck. :)

I had an anonymous poster ask me "why don't you just kill yourself," when I was whining about something.
fuckers.

whatwasithinking said...

There is a movement to rescue you from Yoshi abuse. It's just a quiet, really slow movement. Reeeeeeally sloooooowww.

here today, gone tomorrow said...

Somebody's sense of humor was clearly crushed early on... If Yoshi is into a little light S&M that's strictly her business.

Opragal said...

that is one angry-looking cat

JP said...

Who pissed in that person's cornflakes? Geeze...

Anonymous said...

grinchy...get a sense of humor

sheesh

keep on crushing

dag

Alex the Cool Cat said...

I like my human to tousle me ears and tickle my chinny-chin chin. He has never poked me though. Do you really like it, Yoshi?

Squirl said...

I have to say that most of these trolls don't have a very good command of the English language. Vocabulary is quite limited. Does this have any direct correlation to his body parts? Could be why he (I'm guessing it's a guy) is so trollish in the first place.

eclectic said...

Anyone thinking that Yoshi is not a pampered princess... well, yes. We're forming a coalition to rescue you, just like Susie said. It's just going to take a loooooooonnnnnnnnngggggggg time. In the meantime, Happy 2008!!!!

JP said...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!! From the East Coast!!! =)

mrtl said...

Happy New Year!!

Hooray for trolls! I've only had one, who called me gay. As if.

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

I returned to say

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

May love and laughter light your days,
and warm your heart and home.
May good and faithful friends be yours,
wherever you may roam.
May peace and plenty bless your world
with joy that long endures.
May all life's passing seasons
bring the best to you and yours!