Life in the Slow Lane

Life in the Slow Lane

Monday, December 04, 2006

Stopping By To Stink At You

Still really sore. Still really tired. Covered in a huge ugly bruise and 8 inch incision on my back. Bruised and imagine an eye shaped incision the size of a boob (6-8 inches on each side) on my front. Resting, reading and sleeping a lot. Cat won't leave my side.

Doin' ok! Kinda smelly as I cannot bathe with my two drains still in. Too sore to lean over the sink to wash my hair. Totally scared the postman with my new hippie funk the other day. Cat doesn't seem to mind.

Thanks so much for checking in, y'all.

16 comments:

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ScottyGee said...

Well, at least Vancouver is full of hippies so your funk will blend right in. Glad you are home and feeling slightly better. You'll be better just in time for Canadian Thanksgiving! ;)

mrtl said...

If I could knit I'd make you hooter warmers complete with a hidden compartment for baking soda to ward off the funk. Hugs to you!

whfropera said...

I was going to email you, but what the hell - I'll just put it right here in the comments.
So I had a dream last night that you and I were painting scenery for a new show, and it was scenery based on the the WordPress blogging template, and the show was a spoof of some very popular bloggers.
I got to meet Yoshi in the dream, and she showed me her butt and walked away. And your apt. has lots of fabric everywhere.

But we had good times getting covered in paint and laughing at the tech director.

Hemlock said...

Glad that Yoshi is sticking to her end of the bargain!

Happy healing!

Closet Metro said...

one squirt of purfume.

*spritz*

ahhh.

keep on resting. keep on healing.

happy and blue 2 said...

I wonder why they didn't give you those Christmas tree shaped car fresheners when you left the hospital.
You could have hung them around your neck and smelled fresh as a pine tree or something..

Anyways, speedy recovery..

Sharkey said...

You'll feel like a new person once those drains come out--they're the worst. I hope that's soon!

Still thinking of you every day.

angela marie said...

You can stink, it's ok. Soon you will be feeling so good and you will take bubble bath after bubble bath.
You let me know when you are ready and I will send you my favorite-smelling stuff, 'k?

KIP said...

Just tell them you are European, they'll understand. Oh, you're not really European are you?

Laughs your way. No worries, you have every excuse in the world. Just think about how good that first bath will feel. Oh, and there must be candles. Candles make everything look and feel better.

JP said...

Too bad you don't have any of those Bath and Body spritzer things. Isn't that what those Europeans to do freshen up? Then you can smell like flowers and funk!! =) Be well and get well fast!

Random and Odd said...

I freakin' love you!

Send me your address and I will send you some of those Bath and Body spritzer things...the cat can only take SO MUCH! lol.

LadyBug said...

Thanks for stinking at us, dear. Hope things are healing nicely. So glad you're doing well.

Madame D said...

No-Rinse shampoo and soap. I almost got some for my cross-country trip last year, and if I ever do anything like that again, I'm definitely getting some of that!
Glad you're healing!

Squirl said...

Glad you're feeling a bit better. :)

eclectic said...

The stink will take care of itself after you're well. Until then, I'll just stay here... a long ways away. ;) Keep resting and healing -- we miss you!