I am still feeling rather green from my new happy drugs so I am going to post a list. There are many paths along which people find their way to my blog. Here are some searches that lead people to me. Clearly there are some odd people out there and I am the worst offender since my blog is the only common denominator…
-giant Toblerone asshole
-head smells like cheese
-swimming pool tampon
-Ativan for aggressive Siamese cats
-chemo drunk
-burning smell from condom
-homemade remedies for drying out limp (sic) nodes
-Yoshi with a penis
-stories of my mom said to touch her boobs
-perky tatas on flickr
-cat shit odour recipe soda
-how to tie sumo hair
-dad poos
-I think my cat is partially constipated
-my cat was eaten
-Wonder Woman only uses her farts
-Andie Macdowel nekkid
-butch shoes comfy
-enema fantasy
-God cured my panic attacks
-dominatrix beatings
-cleaning cat pee off leather jackets
-crabby girlfriend tips
-Von Stinky
11 comments:
I think that "Giant Toblerone Asshole" is my new favorite insult.
Oh. Oh MY.
These are always so fun.
I think it one's head smells like cheese, they should probably seek help.
Happy 2007 Kranki!
I always end up crying with laughter when you do a post like this and today is no exception. Let me see if I can pick a favorite...hmm.....I'm so torn between "I think my cat is partially constipated" and "giant Toblerone asshole."
We need to do a post like that every so often. :)
hugs,
circe
I think you need a new masthead:
Giant Toblerone Asshole.
I must admit your list beats my "man says baa at essex town council meetings"
Thank goodness.
I am in awe of anyone who can go at it such that the condom starts to burn....damn.
But Yoshi with a penis? Shit ain't right.
I must have a boring-link site. Most people find me by misspelling squirrel.
The whole list was good. But I'm really glad I didn't read it at work. I write lol, but usually that means I smiled or chuckled a little. But burning smell from condom caused me to guffaw.
And Kalki's right, Yoshi with a penis just ain't right.
"Wonder Woman only uses her farts"
Only uses them for WHAT? Don't leave us hanging!
Too funny! I completely lost it on a few of those! I obviously need to expand my blogging topics.
Oh man, I haven't done one of those in a long time. Yours are by far the most intersting I've read in a long time. I always just get weird ones like "think granny sex."
Just checkin in with you. I'm way behind...
*hugs*
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