Life in the Slow Lane

Life in the Slow Lane

Monday, February 06, 2006

Pathology Report

GOOD NEWS!!!

My body is officially a cancer free zone!

My treatment is over for good!

109 comments:

Anonymous said...

OHMY! That is FABULOUS!!! Yay for you! Peace.

hemlock said...

That is such great news Kranki!

So so happy for you!

Kami said...

Congrats!!

Mr. Bloggerific Himself said...

Wow! That is some awesome news!

Unknown said...

CONGRATULATIONS! What better news could there ever be? I am so happy for you!

ScottyGee said...

Can I get a "HELL YEAH!"?

I am doing my Happy Canadian Majestic Beaver Our Friend To The North Dance for you.

MrsDoF said...

Okay, I'll uncross my fingers now. It was getting really hard to type with 'em that way.

Anonymous said...

OH! HOORAY FOR YOU!!! I have tears welling up in my eyes, I'm so happy for you.

Doesn't it feel good to breathe again? (Did you realize you were holding your breath while waiting for the news?)

Anonymous said...

Sweet!! Kick that cancer to the curb and don't look back!! Time to break out the happy dance!!

Anonymous said...

I just noticed that you updated your tagline in the header. Nice!

Happy and Blue 2 said...

Woohoo..now get to work, ha,ha..

Nessa said...

yay for you!!!!!!!! I'm so happy for you!

Susie said...

ohmygosh. Oh, Kranki! Hmmmm, this occasion clearly articulates one of the drawbacks of blogging. If we were REALLY in a neighborhood like we say we are, we would be out dancing in the streets. So, in spirit, you beautiful, wonderful, creature, we are ALL DANCING OUT IN YOUR STREET! Look out there and imagine us (if that's not too scary ;)!

Jomama said...

That is wonderful! Your good news has brightened my day :) (I bet it brightened yours too.)

Anonymous said...

This is the most beautiful blog post I have ever read! Hell yeah you kicked its ass!!!

Anonymous said...

WONDERFUL!

Susie said...

Turn the music up! Here, someone help me with this champagne. The cupcakes are on their way from that place in the neighborhood . . .

Lori said...

That's wonderful! Congratulations!

Anonymous said...

That's GREAT!

Fuck you cancer!

WILLIAM said...

That is awesome news.

alan said...

That's the best news I've read in ages; thank you! So happy for you!

Remember you are still recovering, celebrate but go easy!

:o)

alan

Nina said...

WOW ~ I am so happy to hear this! Such good news . . . indeed doing a happy dance for you and with you!

mdvelazquez said...

Fabulous!

Maria

Joseph said...

That is the best news ever today. Congratulations!!!

Susie said...

OH NO SHE DI'INT JUST DIS MY SINGING UP IN HERE!

That's it. I shall go to prepare a medley of Neil Sedaka tunes! It is ON, now, Shoshie!


Kranki, I've been here a long time, reading way back, last March when I first met you. You have been through so much, and you have been freakin' hilarious all along the way. You are my hero. Oh, wait . . .

DID YOU EVER KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEE-RO?

YOUR EVERYTHING, EVERYTHING, I WISH I COULD BEEEEE?

OK, take THAT Shoshie!

That'll have to do until I can put my REAL performance together.

I love you, Stacey. I do.

hmmmph! tell me not to sing . . .

True_Halcyon said...

Wowza- that's some powerful news! So glad you are well!

Anonymous said...

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
There's my kranki victory scream. Rollins style.

And here's a little more Henry for you:
if I'd listened everything that they said to me, I wouldn't be here!
and if I took the time to bleed from all the tiny little arrows shot my way,
I wouldn't be here!
the ones who don't do anything are always the ones who try to put you down
and you could spend your entire life walking around
in the nowhere land of self doubt

this time it's real,
y o u r t i m e i s n o w . . . it's hero time!
Yeah, hero time,hey, time to shine, yeah, hero time, yeah!

Nilbo said...

Susie, you sing your ass off. And at least half of mine, too, while you're at it.

This is fabulous news, and worthy of a vocal performance from Susie and a Beaver Dance (...?) from Scotty. I, for one, will take the more mature, sedate route and have a drink in honour of you telling cancer to fuck right off - and having it listen. You rock in ways that make my jaw drop.

eclectic said...

OMG, that is FAN-FRICKIN-TASTIC!!

"Cancer? Oh yeah... THAT shit. Hmph! Kranki kicked its sorry ass in less than a year, and left it bleedin' by the side of the road, cryin' for its mama."

That's what I'm gonna say every time I hear that filthy word from now on. I'm so happy!!! We absolutely MUST celebrate! (But if my sister, Susie Fairchild, starts singing a Sedaka medley against your will, I will forcibly restrain her for you. I'm generous that way.)

Anonymous said...

OH YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

Kranki, I couldn't be happier!!!!
((((((((((((((((hugs))))))))))))))))))

circe

Homestead said...

Please tell me how I explain to my co-workers the "whoop-fuck-yah" noise I just made....

"Well, yes, um, I have this friend that I've never, um, talked too.... and, well, she's CANCER FREE."

If it was me.... I'd cross-stich THAT on a pillow baby!!!!

Opera Gal said...

im late to the party cause i had a lot of work to do today, but damn you, diva, rock on with your self over there!!
Blove, Opera

Dawn said...

that is so awesome :) words cant describe how happy i am for you.

Closet Metro said...

FUCK YEAH!!!

(anything more refined was just not quite celebratory enough.)

Krank, you rock.

c said...

WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kranki! You kicked cancer's ASS, baby!

Go you!

KULA said...

I'm way late, but WOOHOO! I'm jumping up and down! Hugs!

Philosophical Karen said...

I'm sooo happy for you!

Anonymous said...

That is great news. Susie is rehearsing some unusual songs. We're celebrating!

Unknown said...

THAT IS OUTSTANDING...oh you just made my day....

Happy happy, joy joy!

Anonymous said...

CONGRATULATIONS!!!

You totally kicked it's ass!

Anonymous said...

Incredible news! Give Yoshi a squeeze - it's time to celebrate!

Amy said...

Hip Hip Hooray!
For KKCA Day!

Susie said...

Thank you, Shoshie, for that gracious introduction. *Ahem*

I love, I love, I love my CANCER-FREE girl
Yeah, sweet CANCER-FREE girl
I love, I love, I love my CANCER-FREE girl

sing it with me, now!
Every day (every day)
Every day (every day)
Of the year!

Susie said...

Oh, um, Nilbo, I do so appreciate your encouragement here, to sing my ass off, but, um, the truth is, that's rather a tall, or more to the point, rather a wide, order, and um, I fear that my voice would be gone long before my ass.

Still, I do appreciate the encouragement.

Hey, kranki! Forgive me (and my husband, too) for hogging your comments. Just so excited, I keep coming back to the party!

OOH, there's Squirl! Sing it with me, sis!

Squirl said...

WOO-HOO! Oh, this is sooooooo exciting! I'm almost in tears over this.

Oh, and I'm singing with Susie. :-)

dashababy said...

That is GREAT news!

Nilbo said...

Come-a-come-a down doobie doo down down.
Come-a-come-a down doobie doo down down.
Come-a-come-a down doobie doo down down.
Krankipantzen's can-cer FREE!

Opera Gal said...

karaoke at krankis...

Anonymous said...

this is so, so good.

(i'm a terrible lurker at times. i hope you've been FEELING my well-wishes from Seattle.)

Anonymous said...

Okay, like mrtl you are also hard rock, Kranki!

Sooooooo happy for you.

Anonymous said...

HELL YEAH!

I think I just ruptured my spleen with joy!

Anonymous said...

yay! Great work, Kranki!
what a great way to start off the week!

smooches and (gentle) hugs on ya, girlie!

Michele in Michigan said...

YAY!!!!!!! This, of course, is an understatement :)

So glad for the clear margins! Celebrate!!!

I'm not here. said...

YES!!!
:::CONFETTI IN DROVES FOR KRANKIPANTS:::
Hot diggity damn! :oD
Congratulations!!!

eclectic said...

OMG -- you really did it!!! You beat cancer!! You know, my MIL has beat it twice, and she'll be 80 on Wednesday. I can't wait till we celebrate YOUR 80th!!! I'm so dammit happy for you, I've been giggling all day long. SO HAPPY! Sweet dreams tonight, eh?

Anonymous said...

I cannot begin to articulate how fantastic this is! I'm so havppy for you!!

KISSES AND HUGS!!!

August95 said...

Ahhh, stupid blogger was down. That is the best news I have heard all day. Big Fat Hugs to you Kranki.

Cori said...

That is the best news!

Candy said...

I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO happy for you lady!!

Now is the time to dance the traditional dance of the killing of the cooties.

Your not allowed to wear pants.....

Jeanie said...

Wow, what an incredible victory! Woot Woot!!!

That's truly unbelievable. How do you feel?

Kranki said...

TRACI-FIRST! You are the very first to celebrate with me!

LEAFGIRL77-Thanks Leafy! I am pretty happy too.

KAMI-Thanks so much.

NIKKI-I have been thinking of you and The Sisters today. You just don't know how much I wish you all and Sarah got to hear those words from the doctor. Thanks so much for being there for me.

MRTL-I sure did! Tee Hee!

MR. BLOGERIFIC HIMSELF-Wow indeed! Thanks.

JEANNETTE-fellow BC chick. You certainly know what I am going through. Isn't it awesome?

SCOTTY GEE-HELL YEAH!! And I'll say it again. HELL YEAH!

MRS DOF-thanks so much for the crossing. Appreciate it.

SHARKEY-Don't you know it. I totally was holding my breath.

JP-So true. I am dancing already.

SHARKEY-that was part of the celebration.

HAPPYANDBLUE2-yeah, no kidding. I guess I have to get to work again. Haven't missed that.

NESSA-thanks, girlfriend.

SUSIE-we need to do some virtual dancing. In the cyberhood.

JOMAMA-it certainly did. It was awesome.

KALKI-it is, indeed, a beautiful thing.

DIVINE CALM-That song is sooo perfect!

ADRIENNE-thanks. :-)

SUSIE-mmmmmm, caaaake!

LORI-thanks so much.

PRECISIONGIRL-you are so right. 2006 is gonna rock. Woo!

TORRIE-that is right. FUCK YOU, CANCER!

WILLIAM-thanks very much. ;-0

ALAN-no! Thank you! And I'll take it slow.

SHOSHIE-I certainly have to agree that my sugar consumption must have had somethign to do with it. Love right back!

NINA-thanks for the happy dance. BOOGIE!

MDVELAZQUEZ-Thanks so much!

GREENTHUMB-thanks! And it was s sunny day too!

SUSIE-I am afraid she did. You know I always welcome singing here. Especially yours. Love you too.

TRUE_HALCYON-WOWZA and ZOWZA!!!!

SHERYL-what a perfect day to quote Hank. He is the king of kicking ass.

NILBO-thanks so much! I am just hoping Scotty's Beaver Dance doesn't mean something weird outside of Canada. I am taking it as a small furry animal dancing for me. Actually that sounds weird too.

ECLECTIC-that is exactly it. FAN-FRICKING-TASTIC!!! WAAA WAAA WAA(that is cancer crying)

CIRCE-HUGS!! I know you know what this is like!

HOMESTEAD-hell yeah!! I had to explain the same thing to my neighbours. The whooping.

OPERA GAL-blove you too. I am rocking out as I type this. Tunes are cranked!

THE MOM-thanks so much! I'll check out the update as soon as I finish commenting.

BLOGAHOLIC-thank you so much. :-)

CLOSET M-wow! You and your swearing self. Sniff! I know you really mean it.

LISABETH-poor Grace. Did I traumatise her with the cat coat? I hope they are happy tears. I know how much you would have wanted to hear this about Sarah. Dammit! Bittersweet.

MISSI-ahem! Warrior? Ok! I'll take that. THANKS!

MISFIT-I am so going? Going to KICK ASS!

DIMA- you are not late. And your jumping is muchly appreciated.

KAREN-hey! Thank you!

JIF-HI! Thanks for coming by!

JIM-you ar so sweet. That it made your day and all...

KEL-thanks very much for stopping by!

HANNI-Yoshi is absolutely part of the celebrations.

SOSHIE-sounds good to me. It is so nice to have a good anniversary opposed to just a bad one. And with specialized songs the celebration is just getting better and better.

AMY-I proclaim it offically so! KKCA Day!!

SUSIE-you are silly and a little bit nuts. And I love you for it! xxoo

SUSIE AGAIN!-you are TOTALLY welcome to hog comments. You are totally making my day.

SQUIRL-oh now! More tears! But good ones. Thanks so much for the good wishes and the singing.

DASHABABY-thanks! It really is!

NILBO-so much singing. I am the luckiest gal in the world.

OPERA GAL-and cake. Don't forget the cake.

DAPHNE-I certainly have. Thanks for de-lurking today!

BECKY-I couldn't have said it better myself.

CAROL-no kidding! I had no idea how stressed I was. My tummy was upset all weekend.

HDL-HELL YES!!!! Best Monday ever!

TWISTED U-I love the thought of you dancing and yelling those things out loud. Excellent.

RACHEL-look at you guys and all the crying. You are too good to me. xxoo

CRISTIN-thanks so much for the good thoughts.

AMANDA B-that sounds like that hurts. Poor spleen. And to think you sacificed it for me. I am touched.

CHICK-thanks for the gentle hugs. Much appreciated.

MICHELE IN MICHIGAN-hey! I know you have heard these same words so you really know what this is like!

MOMENTARILY_DISTRACTED-or a TICKER TAPE parade. Let's litter!

ECLECTIC-Wooo! Horaaay for youR MIL. She kicked ass TWICE. She is my hero!

LAWBRAT-pretty cool, huh??!!! xxooo

AUGUST 95-stoopid blogger! But a happy place for me today.

JD'S ROSE-thanks so much. I am very excited.

Kranki said...

OK-my printer went up in smoke and didn't print out The Mom's second comment. Damned Blogger and printer interface! And then there was some commenting when I was commenting!

THE MOM-I love that song!!! that is one of my all time faves! And so perfect for today!

CORI-it has been a fabulous day!

JESSICA RABBIT-Naked Bottom Kick Cancer's Ass Day! Cool! Just say NO!to cooties.

JEANS-I feel fucking AWESOME!

Anonymous said...

OH HAPPY DAY. If you feel the earth give a little shiver, its because of all the people who are jumping up and down for you. I'm sure you have given hope to folks who are in a similar situation.

YOU ARE ONE ROCKIN CHICK

Anonymous said...

Ma'am, we've had some complaints about bottomless dancing and loud (bad) karaoke coming from this apartment . . .

What? Cancer-free, you say?

HOT DAMN AND HALLELUJAH! rips off velcro cop pants -- who knew? -- grabs microphone

TEAR THE ROOF OFF THE SUCKAH!

Katy Barzedor said...

I truly believe the repeated crushing of Yoshi's head has been the factor that tipped the scales in your favor, Kranki. Its magical properties are now evident.

May I just say, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Cindy said...

Such wonderful news! I'm very happy for you! :-)

LadyBug said...

Oh, Kranki, that's WONDERFUL! I'm all teary-eyed, I'm so happy for you.

Love and hugs to you, dear.

Unknown said...

Kranki! That is fan-freakin-tastic news! I'm SO happy for you, darlin! I really truly am! Woo!

Shelli said...

WOW!
WOW!
WOW!

Celebrating for you! Congrats!

Anonymous said...

I am so thrilled! All is right with the world today!

Vajana said...

Heh...it's an official date I believe, the day Kranki is cancer free. Official holiday I say.

Congratulations Kranki!!!

Anonymous said...

Yay! Praise God! I'm so very happy for you!!

Anonymous said...

I'm a part-time lurker here coming out to say: I hate very few things, but cancer is one of them. FUCKING A! to you and your victory.

Ern said...

That beyotch Cancer didn't stand a chance. :)

Humor Me said...

Way to go Kranki!!

Anonymous said...

AWESOME!!! The best news I've heard, probably ever.

Congratulations!

--Lurker Just Overwhelmed with the Joy

Unknown said...

That's fan f'ing tastic! Closet Metro sent me. Your success is inspirational.

Susie said...

Still SMILING. Yea, you're cancer-free, but I might have to have my smile surgically removed, now :) Great party, everyone!

DCK said...

Well hallelujah!!!! that is wonderful news!!

eclectic said...

***blearily rubbing eyes***

Wha? Kranki, your place is a disaster!! And Yoshi's asleep on her back, snoring! Must've been one helluva great party!!! And why not?? Yesterday was one helluva great day!!

Still telling everyone I know about my friend Stacey in Vancouver who beat cancer by crushing her cat's head. Amazing!!

Anonymous said...

That's wonderful! I'm so happy to hear it! Tonight I will crush all three of my cat's heads in your honor.

Squirl said...

Partay!!!! Cancer-free partying. Doesn't get any better!

Bill said...

Sandy and Nobbs say "Well done!"

I say continue to take care. You'll need time.

Like the time I said, Yeah, my knee's OK, I can run a 10k...not. No, I don't need help, thank you very much. No, I don't need a wheel chair, I'm fine, really I am. Yes, I always cry at 10k's. Limp? Oh, that's a fake limp. For effect.

Ms. Junie said...

Congrats on such good news..sending you cyber streamers and confetti!!!!!!
~Lea

Anonymous said...

Woo-hoo!! That's fucking awesome! Best blog entry EVER!

Anonymous said...

Way to go! Krankipantzen! Woohoo! I blogged about over at The Cancer Blog. :) This is the best news, I remember when they said the same thing to me, I remember the feelings. Big big hugs!!! and Yoshi looks very glam...

Annejelynn said...

excellent news! EXCELLENT~

Anonymous said...

that is tootally owesome! and i love that you've updated your bio too! yippeee!
kd

magical_m said...

BRILLIANT!!

Very, very happy for you.

xo M_M

Anonymous said...

Mazel tov, Kranki.

Pixie LaRouge said...

Ohhhhhh WONDERFUL!!!!!!!! I needed good news today, and that just chirks me right up! Giant hugs, head-crushes and a big ol' happy dance!

Kranki said...

KATIETOYBOY-that is such a cool thought. The earth moving because if all the love and support.

CAPT. LES PARTAY, VPD-the fuzz is always welcome!

BUCKY-I believe you are right. More crushing for EVERYBODY!

MJ-thanks!You all have been so lovely to me.

CINDY-thanks so much! ;-)

LADYBUG-thanks for the wonderful hugs.

CIRCUS KELLI-thanks for that. I appreciate it.

SHELLIBELLS-SUPER WOW!

LAURA-I LOVE good news too.

VAJANA-everybody should get off work too!

SPOONIE-I kicked its ass GOOD!

KASSI-thanks so much!

PEEFER-thanks for de-lurking to celebrate with me.

ERN-hearing those words was amazing.

HUMOR ME-thanks! I couldn't have done it without you.

OVERWHELMED LURKER-thanks for coming out to say hey.

LAURENBOVE-wow! Thanks so much.

SUSIE-thanks for getting it started. And I am still smiling too.

TWIXIE-thanks. I am one happy gal.

ECLECTIC-so right! How did you know that Yoshi really does snore. I knew the crushing would pay off. Yoshi is the best.

JESSICA-oh goodie! I love multiple crushings.

MOMO-thanks so much for the prayers. They really do work.

SQUIRL-no kidding, huh? That is my kind of partying.

BILL-thanks for the reminder. I still have a ways to go with the reconstruction. You are so right. Poor poor knee!

MISTY-and the cat is loving them. Look at her go.

INTUIT2-it was the best one to write, that is for sure.

NIKKI-I have been reading it and re-readig it myself. Sometimes it is hard to believe.

DALENE-thanks for sharing the news. And you totally know how it feels to hear it. Isn't it wonderful?

ANNEJELYNN-thanks! Thanks!!

KD-the bio had to change to reflect how great I felt.

MAGICAL_M-thanks you so much!!! For your support!

DAD GONE MAD-thanks so much. And congrats on winning Best Daddy Blog. That rocks!

PIXIE LAROUGE-thanks for all that. You know, the dance and the crushes!

Kara said...

Yay for you! And for Yoshi!

Cancer sucks. I'm glad you kicked it's ass.

Kelly said...

WONDERFUL NEWS! Keeping you in my prayers and positive thougths!

eclectic said...

Hey look, it's Wednesday -- the first Wednesday in a YEAR to be a cancer-free Wednesday!!!!!! Just celebrating still!

The June Cleaver Diaries said...

YAAAAAAYYYY!! I'm a long time lurker here, and I'm THRILLED for you!!!!! Wooo HOOOOO, girly!!!!!

east village idiot said...

Dear Kranki

Where the hell have I been??!!! This wonderful news has been floating around out there for the world to see.

God bless you Miss Kranki. It's a beautiful beautiful day.

I feel like I should be part of a mile long conga line of all your blog friends partying and celebrating this most excellent in the universe news.

I'm throwing a huge love water balloon right at you!!! Easty

PCAB said...

Congrats! Cancer needs more bad ass beat downs!

Anonymous said...

I was thinking of you today when I picked up my mom's ashes...I know that sounds weird but I was just so grateful to know someone who'd beat cancer's ass that it made me smile through my tears. It was a good thing. Trust me.

Flaming Goddess said...

Farkin fantastic news Kranki !!, have been reading for a while now and am amazed and inspired by your courage,humour and attitude in general, youve made it to my invisible/imaginary/unrequited friends list for sure best.news.ever.
does happy dance*, sings happy song.


*may or may not include pants.

Kranki said...

KARA-thanks so much. I am really glad too.

MRTL-I have never had a Cheetoh. Nor have I had a Red Bull. I don't eat a lot of food like that. Only chocolate.

KELLY-thanks so much for that.

STAMPYDURST-I have been hugging Yoshi plenty as she has always been there for me.

KENDRAKIAN-thank you so much.

ECLECTIC-YAHOO!

THE JUNE CLEVER DIARIES-I love your blogging name! Thanks for de-lurking.

EAST VILLAGE IDIOT-so glad to see you here. And I am ducking from the water baloon.

PCAB-so are so right.

TRACI-I am so sorry to hear it was a sad day for you. Very sorry.

FLAMING GODDESS-where are your pants!!??? Hee! Thanks for de-lurkign for the celebration.

Lioness said...

Came via Candace/Misfit, always very happy to hear news such as yours. My mum has been breast cancer free since October 98, every pathology report is a cause for joy. Wishing you many happy reports! Treatment-free are two of my favourite words.

Anonymous said...

I am so happy for you and your recovery!!!! I just started treatment for hep c I was born with so pray that I have a speedy recovery

Maven said...

Fantabulous!!! YAY PATHOLOGY REPORT!!

Anonymous said...

I didn't visit your site for a while and look what I missed! News worth delurking for. Wonderful news!

Take care.

Anonymous said...

TEARS! I am SO friggin' Happy!

SassyFemme said...

Hot damn! That's freakin' fabulous!!!! Yippee!!!

Anonymous said...

Awesome news...great reason to leave a first comment! You need to celebrate!

Kelly said...

Congratulations! I hope to be the same someday real soon!

Way to KCA!

Kelly