Life in the Slow Lane

Life in the Slow Lane

Friday, November 18, 2005

Crush Your Cat's Head Friday-The Rebellious Years

The times, they are a changin'. Miss Yoshi has spontaneously decided The Head Crushing is not to be tolerated without a fight. Make no mistake. There is still purring to be had but no longer does she eagerly submit to The Crush. This week The Crush was a somewhat forced affair with a faint odour of desperation and anxiety. On my part, mind you. An acceptable Crush was accomplished at the end but not without a battle of wills. I was victorious over her feline stubbornness. And you know, cat-like resistance is nothing to sneeze at. But where The Crush is concerned, it is futile. Mwahahahaha...


FINALLY!

13 comments:

eclectic said...

Yay! The Crush!!! Sorry Yosh... I'm with Kranki on this one: resistance is futile.

KULA said...

yay for crush your cat Friday! Yoshi is so adorable. Futility is a virture!

Candy said...

Cat abuser. Her and Hermione can discuss how awful their lives are....

Anonymous said...

This week The Crush was a somewhat forced affair with a faint odour of desperation and anxiety.

You kill me.

I am going to use these photos to threaten my cats. "Do you see what happened to this poor kitty? Yes, and Mommy will crush your head just like this if you don't STOP SCRATCHING THE PAINT OFF THE WALLS."

c said...

CRUSH HER HEAD!

Anonymous said...

Someone must've told her that you're "exploiting" the crush photos on your blog. Next thing you know, she'll be the feline version of Mouse.

Squirl said...

I would love it if Yoshi started a blog a la Mouse! Great series of shots!

Anonymous said...

I think I'll threaten Spikey and Stubbly with this crushing the next time either gets out of line. The fur slugs.....

Susie said...

No one works the "crushed head look" like Yoshi :)

SassyFemme said...

ROFLMAO, Yoshi only let you think you won, she's plotting her revenge on you later! ;)

Happy and Blue 2 said...

All that matters is that you won in the end..

Kranki said...

eclectic-we are SO MEAN! Mwahahaha!

dima-I am amazed that you can see her adorableness with her face all squeezed like that. You are a true fan.

jessica rabbit- I am sure they have a lot of horrors they can talk about. Life is soooooo haaaarrd for them.

shoshie-Hi there. So glad you came by. It is so good to see you out and about Blogville.

kalki-they are scratching the paint off the walls!?! That deserves a full body crush. They are sooo in for it now!

misfit-Oh don't worry. I will!

sharkey-she is already a big fan of Mouse even though he hates cats. Her motto is Bite The Power!

squirl-I have thought about that but I have a hard time enough finding things to blog about on my site. If only she could type her own posts...

spoonleg-Oh yes, she will be crushed, oh yes...

circe-fur slugs! That is so perfect. I call Yoshi a Couch Slut but yours is better.

susie-maybe I should patent the look, mmm?

sassyfemme-I am gonna find a turdlette on my pillow soon, I bet.

happyandblue2-I bring home the cat food so I'd better win.

mrtl-as long as it doesn't go the way of The Wiggy that my cousin started knitting for me. The dog ran off with it and it hasn't been seen since!

Amanda B. said...

She says, "next time mama, i'ma gonna have ta cut chew."