Life in the Slow Lane

Life in the Slow Lane

Monday, October 17, 2005

Who Knew?

I got tagged for this MEME from whfropera. So here goes…

If you want to do this yourself on your own blog just go to your favourite search engine, in my case dogpile, and enter “‘your name” needs.”

S***** needs…

-to graduate.

-$1.95 for a pack of gum.

-understanding, not rejection.

-support of the babysitter’s club.

-his posh apartment to get away from her parents and to start her career.

-me to update a file with additional research.

-to go.

-help getting her name out there.

-to find happiness.

-to write a short description.

-to move out of her parent’s house.

-to visit the real world and then re-think his.

-a worthy partner.

-to be awake to audition for Alan Brady.

-a break.

-to be amongst people of her own age and to be stimulated.

-help with feeding, bathing, dressing and grooming.

-your help to spread the word about her and her music.

-her medicine 3 times a day.

-a reminder of how bad airborne dust can get in Heartland, VT

-a lift.

-many surgeries to get rid of the excess skin.

-this part done ASAP.

-no introduction.

9 comments:

JessicaRabbit said...

WOOO first!

And of course you need no introduction, your hot.

eclectic said...

Heh heh heh!!! Yours are so funny!! But, that one about the worthy partner? Yeah, that one I could actually agree with, if you're interested in having a partner at all. He damn well better be worthy!

Susie said...

Yea, get stimulated by people your own age, why dontcha?!

Bucky Four-Eyes said...

Yeah, what, are you being stimulated by old people?
Oh, wait, I AM old people.
Never mind

Kassi said...

This is the greatest thing I did today. Thanks for sharing!

spoonleg said...

Eeeeew, excess skin!!! Totally gross mental image.

ScottyGee said...

What about younger men? You told you that younger men stimulated you? You liar! I want back the ass shots and the Speedo pictures. Right now!

Von Krankipantzen said...

Jessica r-that one cracked me up. I am soooo notorious. And thank you about the hot bit.

eclectic-it reminds me of watching Seinfeld and Elaine's partners being "Sponge Worthy."

susie-I wonder what they mean by stimulated, EXACTLY....?

bucky-who you calling old? I am not too far behind ya.

kassi-when I did this I never imagined all this would pop up. Too hilarious.

spoonleg-I feel bad for that Stacey. Real bad.

scotty-I am younger at heart so the ass shots stay. That is all.

ern-I should rent that. I don't think I saw that movie. It was a movie, right?

whfropera said...

ok, when i did mine, all these R. Kelly links popped up cause for those of you who don't know, I'm a Kelly. (I know, I've been hiding, but now that I may move to a bigger radio station{you heard it here first] I may need to come out and be less anonymous)
It was fairly disturbing to read what people think R Kelly "needs".
listening to - way too much French opera today.