Here Are 50 Things You Will Learn About Me Unless You Flee Right This Second!

Not really knowing what to write today I have decided to just create a list of various facts about me. Here are 50 things about me that are completely irrelevant:

1. I am a vegetarian and have been for 15 years. But do eat some fish.
2. I am a hypocrite and love leather.
3. I studied silversmithing for two years but haven't made any jewellery for 5 years because I no longer have a studio to work in.
4. My hair has not been its natural colour since I was about 14 years old.
5. I am a big animal lover and totally suspicious of people who don't have pets. Allergies are the only accepted excuse.
6. I am a very fussy eater. I especially don't like mixing fruit into savoury dishes. For instance don't put apple or raisins in stuffing. That is just wrong.
7. I love chocolate but only milk chocolate. My faves are milk chocolate covered caramels and Toblerone bars.
8. I drive an old Jetta.
9. I have no fear and will take apart electronic stuff to attempt to fix it - often with surprising success.
10. I also have no fear with home improvement projects - I installed hardwood laminate flooring through my apartment all by myself. I have been warned I will hurt myself one day.
11. I do not drink alcohol.
12. I don't like coffee and only occasionally will have a latte. But I LOVE coffee ice cream.
13. I live in one of the most beautiful recreational-activity friendly cities in the world but don't ski, hike, camp, rollerblade, kayak, boat, water ski, or mountain bike. I watch TV.
14. I need a lot of sleep. 10 hours per night is perfect. I started sleeping through the night at 3 weeks old. I was born to sleep.
15. I am a very fast reader and read a lot but if you ask me what I read the day before I couldn't tell you. Shitty retention.
16. I bite my nails.
17. I have cankles and H-A-T-E them.
18. I can't cook very well and don't like doing it either.
19. My favourite food is sushi and I order the same things every time.
20. I hate squash and most coloured vegetables. I love anything green including brussel sprouts.
21. I rarely make my bed.
22. I am allergic to eggs.
23. I have an unhealthy crush on Henry Rollins.
24. I often leave the house without wearing make-up. This is why Henry Rollins will never love me back.
25. I cannot walk in heels. I have tried and tried but it just hurts so bad.
26. I am phobic about spiders, swimming in any body of water except pools, and throwing up. I know - WEIRD!
27. When I was 19 a Rottweiler attacked me. It ripped a chunk out of my arm and bit my foot. I was just waking down the street at the time.
28. I write thank you notes.
29. I am a huge fan of Danish Modern furniture.
30. My parents have been married for 47 years.
31. I get panic attacks.
32. I backpacked around Europe when I was 19 years old. Most of the time I did it alone because my travel buddy and I parted ways, as we were not into seeing the same places.
33. I inevitably kill all plants but cacti.
34. I live one block from the beach.
35. My back fire escape is the local raccoon toilet.
36. My living room is painted orange.
37. I do not have a favourite colour.
38. I absolutely hate ironing. I probably iron something about 3 times a year.
39. I didn't learn to drive until I was 19 years old. I didn't get my first car until I was 22.
40. The smell of patchouli enrages me and makes me want to kill hippies.
41. I hate hippies.
42. I desperately want a dog but my cat won't let me get one.
43. While I think kids are great I do not want any because I don't think I could handle all the pee, poo, puke, drool and snot.
44. I can only print - I have totally forgotten how to write.
45. I still look forward to getting mail.
46. I have visited Jim Morrison's grave.
47. If I won the lottery the first thing I would do is get laser eye surgery. I am really blind.
48. I love pineapple but it makes me itchy.
49. I backpacked through Jamaica when I was 22 years old.
50. I have a terrible addiction to America's Next Top Model.