Thanks for dropping by everybody. You know what? Yoshi actually does have the softest fur of any cat I know. Siamese have different fur from other cats-a totally different texture. I swear when Yoshi is in the sunshine her fur glows with silver highlights. Positively sparkles! I am sure it is all that expensive, organic, special, better-than-I-feed-my-own-self food I give her. Can you tell? I am obviously smitten by my own kitten. And she really does step on my shoes when I first get home.
My Woody-kitty has a foot fetish, I swear. He rubs his face on our feet when we're standing, he tries to walk on our feet when we're walking, and he flops on our feet. It's too darned cute.
And I beg to differ, but Katie (Taterpops, Katie-Patatie, Taterhead) has the softest fur.
I challenge you, Katie, to a Cuddle Off. I invite you to join me in the ring with an objective panel of hands who will pet and cuddle us to determine who is, indeed, the softest cat. You just name the time and the place and I will be... No wait! I don't have any pockets to hold money to get a plane or cab or whatever transportation I need to attend the fur duel. Dammit! If only I had opposable thumbs like Neiko, supreme owner of The Niffer, I could take my purse. Foiled again!
Oh no you don't... sure, soft, okay, but Fergus has the smoooothest fur of all the cats in catville.... it feels like petting liquid happy, pure mercurial joy.
Chester, on the other hand feels like an old rag rug. Uggh! He makes up for it by spending as much time in contact with people as felinley possible.
Fergus avoids contact of any kind. With anyone and anything. He really is of another world.
Little Girl Kitty (otherwise known as Bedlam) was also very very very soft and luxurious. She was inky black, tiny and a beautiful beast. Well, she probably still is but my ex-wife has her so I don't really know, now do I?
But props to the mad biter Yoshi, when you can actually lay a hand on her ethereal reality she displays a tactile eloquence all her own.
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well poo, there goes another one of my ideas! i just didn't get out my own blue suede shoes fast enough.
That darling positively floats through a room....
Deux Sun Rising Up
She looks so silky. Silk-like. And shiny.
Thanks for dropping by everybody. You know what? Yoshi actually does have the softest fur of any cat I know. Siamese have different fur from other cats-a totally different texture. I swear when Yoshi is in the sunshine her fur glows with silver highlights. Positively sparkles! I am sure it is all that expensive, organic, special, better-than-I-feed-my-own-self food I give her. Can you tell? I am obviously smitten by my own kitten. And she really does step on my shoes when I first get home.
My Woody-kitty has a foot fetish, I swear. He rubs his face on our feet when we're standing, he tries to walk on our feet when we're walking, and he flops on our feet. It's too darned cute.
And I beg to differ, but Katie (Taterpops, Katie-Patatie, Taterhead) has the softest fur.
:-)
Yoshi and the King! I love it!
I challenge you, Katie, to a Cuddle Off. I invite you to join me in the ring with an objective panel of hands who will pet and cuddle us to determine who is, indeed, the softest cat. You just name the time and the place and I will be... No wait! I don't have any pockets to hold money to get a plane or cab or whatever transportation I need to attend the fur duel. Dammit! If only I had opposable thumbs like Neiko, supreme owner of The Niffer, I could take my purse. Foiled again!
Hey, Yoshi, instead of a Cuddle Off, how about we just meow at imaginary things to bug our moms?
You're on! Let the Bug Off begin!
Count me in, too!
Oh no you don't... sure, soft, okay, but Fergus has the smoooothest fur of all the cats in catville.... it feels like petting liquid happy, pure mercurial joy.
Chester, on the other hand feels like an old rag rug. Uggh! He makes up for it by spending as much time in contact with people as felinley possible.
Fergus avoids contact of any kind. With anyone and anything. He really is of another world.
Little Girl Kitty (otherwise known as Bedlam) was also very very very soft and luxurious. She was inky black, tiny and a beautiful beast. Well, she probably still is but my ex-wife has her so I don't really know, now do I?
But props to the mad biter Yoshi, when you can actually lay a hand on her ethereal reality she displays a tactile eloquence all her own.
And then she bites.
The Clash Train in Vain
Fueltank-that was positively eloquent! What sublime mental images. You made cats, even The Biter, seeem of another world altogether. Wow! Well done!
Oscarcito-Miss Smelly Buminski sends smooches.
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