Life in the Slow Lane

Life in the Slow Lane

Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Turds and Hurls

I got tagged by Spoonie. She is lucky she is so nice and lives so far away or I'd.......

Turd in a punch bowl
Makes me want to hurl
Turd in a punch bowl
Not for this party girl

Here are the rules for Turd Poetry:
1. Write a four line poem with the 1st and 3rd lines being "turd in a punch bowl"
2. Make lines 2 and 4 rhyme, using any topic
3. Tag three other bloggers and force them to post a turdy poem on their own turdy blog.

I tag Suburban Misfit, Precision Girl, and Mouse!


Candace said...


I was SOOOOO hoping to miss out on this one.

Would it be cheating to have my eight-year-old son make up a poem??

LadyBug said...

Are you sure it's legal to tag Mouse? Although, I'm thinking if there's any blogger who wouldn't be bothered by the turd in the punch bowl, it's probably the dog-blogger.

So glad you're feeling better. The jewelry pics are really cool.

spoonleg said...

Your turds are so delicious, madame kranki!